They’re poets, but I think they know it

In my opinion, some of the funniest song lyrics I’ve heard lately:

I’m runnin’ through these hos like Drain-O. (“Party Rock Anthem” – LMFAO)

Call me Dwight Schrute the way that I eat beats / No beet farm, just pharm beats.(“Hahahaha jk?” – Das Racist)

And I hope you die / I hope we both die. (“No Children” – The Mountain Goats)

Do the macarena in the devil’s lair / But just don’t sit down ‘cause I’ve moved your chair. (“Don’t Sit Down ‘Cause I’ve Moved Your Chair” – Arctic Monkeys)

Kinda like the blond Bob Saget / Ash can get nasty. (“Lark on My Go-Kart” – Asher Roth)

Now I’m checkin’ shawty with a microwave / Hotter than a baby in a microwave(“Wop” – J. Dash)

And if you got beef, I turn into a tenderloin. (“What’s Wrong with Them” – Lil Wayne)

And, of course…

I’m trying to make cheese stay Klump like Sherman. (“Moving Like Berney” – ISA)

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